in the south we don’t say “you’re a dumb fuck” we say “bless your heart” and i think that’s beautiful.
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depression is when you don’t really care about anything
anxiety is when you care too much about everything
and having both is just like what
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Dear Yahoo,
If you would like Tumblr users to like you, remove the post limit and word limit on messages.
If you place ads on our dash or charge for use every month, there will be a war. You have an army. We have a hulk.
Regards
Tumblr Users
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You really only understand how drunk you are when you’re peeing
HAHAAHAHAHAHA
(Source: glial, via toomuchnerdlife)
There are so many beautiful people in the world. And I am not one of them.
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i don’t understand why parents say ‘i’m very disappointed in you’ like i don’t care i’m very disappointed that mcdonalds doesn’t deliver but u don’t hear me complaining about it
actually in new york they deliver so whats your excuse
i live in australia and im 103% sure they don’t deliver from new york to australia so whats YOUR excuse for leaving a shitty comment on my text post
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I am very serious about my desire to start a petition that tumblr delete blogs that have been inactive for 2+ years
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i got 99 problems and i can’t remember any of them so i guess that makes a hundred
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time flies when you’re having fun and by fun i mean sitting at home stuffing your face staring at a computer screen and freaking out over things that aren’t real with strangers you met on the internet
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Sometimes at night I suddenly become aware of all the things I’m missing out on right now, and all the people who I’m not close to anymore, and all of the good times that will never happen again, and all the people who meant the world to me who have forgotten about me forever, and I get this awful feeling that’s kind of like a mix between loneliness and nostalgia.
(Source: lunafur, via keep-calmbecause-i)
earlier this year 2 boys got expelled from my school for going on a teachers email and sending another teacher an email that says “you’re a disgusting little man” and i laugh about it all the time because imagine opening an email from your coworker and thinking it’s important and then it says that
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