do you ever get that horrible feeling in your stomach because you can’t imagine anyone ever falling in love with you and wanting to spend the rest of their life with you
why can’t periods just last for like an hour, like okay you’ve made your point, I’m not pregnant you can leave now
All I wanted was to receive the love I gave.
Happiness in intelligent people is the rarest thing I know.
so someone once called my old english teacher immature (because at this point he was spinning around on a wheely chair) and he said:
“Yeah, but the truth is we never really grow up. We just masquerade as adults because that’s what we’re expected to do.”
and to this day that is the single most profound thing i have ever heard uttered by someone dicking around on a swivel chair
yes hello id like to buy this painting!! its just so beautiful. ive fallen in love and i have to have it. how much is it??? wait. what do you mean thats a mirror
raise your hand if you’re tired and sad and wanna make out with a boy
I’m not sure why people dislike receiving drunk texts. you’re the only person they’re thinking of when their brain can’t function properly